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Kalis_wrath
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[*] posted on 3-5-2009 at 09:45 AM
McGregor, and his member...


McGregor a goo ol Scottish farmer was grazin’ in his land one hot day in Scotland. He had been up since the arse crack of dawn, and in need of a nap. He finds his favorite willow tree, and falls fast a sleep.

Later three nuns walk by laughing about the good ol’ days at the convent, and nun number one sees McGregor, and says “eye, I hear that McGregor has a mighty large member!”, and nun number two says “let’s see if it’s true!” Upon lifting his kilt they see that yes, McGregor DOES indeed have a large member! Nun number three takes a blue ribbon that was wrapped around her hair, and ties it around McGregor’s member, and they walk away laughing satisfied.

Hours later McGregor wakes up, and he has mornin’ wood like most men have upon waking from a good slumber. He lifts his kilt, sees his blue ribbon, and exclaims “EYE ME LAS! I DON’T KNOW WHO YA ARE, OR WHERE YA BEEN, BUT I’M SURE GLAD I GOT FIRST PLACE!”




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